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May 18 2007

Best Quotes From DevTeach Final Evening

time to read 2 min | 346 words

So after the conference ended, about 25 of us (speakers and attendees) had headed for a dinner, and then we came back to the hotel and sat on the pub, then we migrated downward to get for music (Carl Franklin and Mathew can't-recall-last-name were amazing, and Roy had amazing songs).

All of that took roughly 10 hours of just being with the guys, and it produced some really great quotes. You are probably not going to figure some of this out, but I am going to post it anyway.

Quotes:

MS-Jews 1.0 Beta
Scott Bellware - "I am trying to work here!"
Beer Driven Behavior
Rhino Bitch
Smrufitecture
Drunk Driven Design
What does a guy like you does in a blog like this?
Ghost porn? No! Goat porn!
So two years ago, when INETA was relevant... What is INETA?
The Doh! MVP
Half a Bambi
throw new OksanaException("You didn't tell me what Triangulafocation is!");

That is just what I can remember right now, there were a lot more, but I forgot them :-( The pictures didn't hit Flickr yet, so I am waiting for that.

Hell of a good time!

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18 May 2007
20:18 PM

Noah Weinstein

What's the context of the first quote? Are Jews being blamed for MS' screwups too?

19 May 2007
14:28 PM

Ayende Rahien

@Noah,

What happens on DevTeach, stays in DevTeach :-)

But no, that isn't like that at all.

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