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What does it takes to get me drunk?
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I…. “run an experiment” today (yesterday?) to figure that one out, and the result is:
- 2 wine glasses
- 1 white Russian
- 1 double bourbon
- 6 long island iced tea
- (probably) 1 bear (no urisdae drinking!) beer
The way to get me drunk is Long Island Iced Tea. Up until the 6th drink, I am perfectly coherent (at least I seems to be as far as I can tell), it is with the 6th that things starts to fall over rapidly, including memory loss about an hour after the last drink.
That list isn’t enough to give me hangover, though. I am still experimenting with that, but I think that mixing some blue drinks along the way would do the trick.
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Did you close the deal?
oh man, you didn't drink with Polish yet - wait for this to really talk about your limits.
We have to get you to speak on one of our conferences.
wow you drank a bear? a whole bear?
grizzly or black?
Me love white russian.
I know only one place on my city that prepares.
I sincerely hope the last item is typo and beer is what was meant... I can't wrap my head around the idea of drinking a dear... Are you a vampire or what?
What you should do is test your alcohol consumption by the average level of your voice in decibels. I think you were pretty drunk before you drank the bear. Poor Polar Bear, he didn't even see it coming.
I bet it was the bear's fault. Damn godless killing machines!
To get a hangover, reverse the order and drink the beer first. Guaranteed!
Pretty hardcore, drinking the blood of a whole bear.
You didn't drink much up until the long islands. They are often underestimated and 6 are plenty.
Apart from that, aren't you too old to be experimenting with alcohol?
I had six long island ice teas once - 'twas a night that I don't remember at all.
Never had a bear though...
Oren,
I knew something was "wrong" when you were hanging out with those "entities people". :-)
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Santos
Frank,
I was trying to lose forward memory for the flight home. I don't like flying, and that was a good way of making sure it would be tolerable.
I would consider the official time being the minute you thought to write this blog. It sounds like a pretty "drunk" thing to do. :)
P.S. Triple-check any commits you might have made (and forgotten) over the last 24 hours since you fly with your laptop.
Steve,
Oh, no. I need that information recorded for other reasons
come to code mash. We will have fun.
6 long islands in 1 hr. Yes, 1 every 10 minutes. Yes, it is a horrible idea. Yes, I did this once. No, I won't do it again, but I'll watch as you try and DO get drunk.
Re fear of flying -- that's what pharmaceuticals are for!
And we all know the way to tell if Oren is, in fact, drunk, is by the quality of his english. :)
This is an incredibly stupid post. No one cares that you are drunkard. All I care about is how you can help me be a better developer. Anything outside of this is a waste of time. If you keep this up I will stop subscribing to your blog. You have been warned!
@Green Williams
I suppose you want a full refund ?
You should blog while drunk, i think that would be 'an experiment'
@Green Williams
It think this has been answered before here: ayende.com/.../...to-commentors-it-is-my-blog.aspx
Wow!
Well documented and easy to understand process! I Like it.
:)
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