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Aug 14 2007

Google searches I am ashamed of...

time to read 1 min | 16 words

This is wrong on so many levels...

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Comments

Mark Monster
14 Aug 2007
18:26 PM
Mark Monster

Why should you be ashamed for things that haven't got your focus? If your focus is on C# and maybe some other languages (not VB.Net) I think your search is nothing to be ashamed of. VB.Net doesn't have my focus, still I've had to work on one VB.Net project almost a year ago. I told them that my productivity would be lower, but they accepted that.

Ken Egozi
14 Aug 2007
18:55 PM
Ken Egozi

@Ayende - the shame is not in the search, it's in the ";"

:)

VB.NET is quite cool, combined with NHQG

Ayende Rahien
14 Aug 2007
19:11 PM
Ayende Rahien

Mark,

I did roughly three years of VB & VBScript, and I am still a VB.Net reader.

It is the writing of which that is hard :-)

Also, did you notice how I ended the query?

Joe
14 Aug 2007
19:40 PM
Joe

Hah! I finally know something that you didnt. In your face, Flanders!

Derik Whittaker
14 Aug 2007
19:40 PM
Derik Whittaker

Could be worse. Could have been vb.net variable declaration....:(

Neal
14 Aug 2007
20:10 PM
Neal

Try http://www.harding.edu/fmccown/vbnet_csharp_comparison.html

As a previously pure c# developer working in a VB shop I find it invaluable for the "simple" things.

=)

Kerry MacLean
14 Aug 2007
20:12 PM
Kerry MacLean

Sadly, this was one of my searches today:

+asp +StoredProcedure +"out parameter"

At least yours was still .NET!

Caleb
14 Aug 2007
22:14 PM
Caleb

Every time I have to use a cursor in SQL, I have to lookup the syntax. That's a good thing though, because that means I hardly ever use cursors.

Chris Ovenden
15 Aug 2007
10:03 AM
Chris Ovenden

It's good that we can Google for these little aide-memoires - leaves our brains clear for actual thinking.

ch__
17 Aug 2007
18:19 PM
ch__

Nothing to be ashamed of, I would end up looking the same thing should I try to mash up some VB...

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