Violence is the easiest answer

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Axiom: All problems can be solved* with a sufficent level of violence.

Proof: My computer is noisy, I hit it and it goes quite. It is stupid, and will keep making noises in a couple of hours, at which point I'm probably going to hit it again. No point in ruining a lucky streak.

* For a flexible defination of solved and as long as we disregard the law of unintended consequences.

[I'm on 1.5 hours of sleep in the last 38 hours.]