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Nov 11 2008

Code that makes me laugh
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Just a dude
11 Nov 2008
22:34 PM
Just a dude

Why does this make you laugh?

Ben Scheirman
11 Nov 2008
22:36 PM
Ben Scheirman

Look at the comment :)

Kris Sheather
12 Nov 2008
00:37 AM
Kris Sheather

<speechI'll get you gadget, ha ha ha!

Fallen
12 Nov 2008
02:47 AM
Fallen

I don't get it. Can some please explain why this is funny.

Tudor
12 Nov 2008
09:28 AM
Tudor

It makes sense only if you watched this tv series: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inspector_Gadget :)

Khalid Abuhakmeh
12 Nov 2008
14:24 PM
Khalid Abuhakmeh

Remember that old show "Inspector Gadget." Well he would say "Go Go Gadget" before any action that he would do. i.e. "Go Go Gadget Run." Get it? It is not as funny as the number of sales joke though.

Peter Morris
12 Nov 2008
18:51 PM
Peter Morris

I used to love that cartoon, but still didn't get it. I thought the comment was a clue as to why it is funny.

Doesn't do it for me I'm afraid :-)

Fred
13 Nov 2008
15:09 PM
Fred

Because each time he does "Go Go Gadget", it never works and someone has to fix it.

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